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♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line!
♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/
explicit (though I might want to those kinds of things to my community for that ohoho)
/ other /whatever tickles your fancy!
♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.

 

Comments

benry

[imthegoodguy]

"Well this is...something."

[ilied]

[Looking around as i he's making sure his senses and all are completely normal, before looking back at...himself.]

...I would say.

[imthegoodguy]

How's it going, me?

[ Yeah his brain already went "nope" no use going through the formality of WOW THIS IS WEIRD HOW DO I DEAL you just don't. ]

garry duh who do you think

[bravelittlegirl]

[HELLO, YOU ARE NOW BABYSITTING. AND WE ARE MAKING BUNNY COOKIES BECAUSE IB SAID SO.]

Next we need... a mixing bowl! That's on the top shelf. [That's all you, bro, she can't reach.]

you obviously wanted anthony j. crowley i mean come on

[thehangedrose]

[IB WHY BUNNIES YOU KNOW ABOUT BUNNIES THIS SUCKS]

But Garry will be a man and suck it up! No remaining trauma over dolls is going to stop him from making cookies with her, nope.]

[So, he nods, reaching it easily and putting it down.]

There we go! [A pause as he looks over the recipe.] Do we have all the ingredients...? We're not missing anything?

excuse me is he tall enough to reach the top shelf i don't think so and also shut up

[bravelittlegirl]

[GARRY I AM P SURE YOU NEVER SAW A SINGLE BUNNY IN THAT GALLERY OK AND SHE'S NOT GONNA LET THAT ONE THING RUIN BUNNIES FOR HER

....... yeah so anyway she's just gonna look over the list of ingredients one more time. from her stepstool.]

Butter, sugar, four eggs, flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla ex-tract. [Thanks for telling her what "extract" means, btw.] Yeah, that's everything. Oh! A cookie sheet, too.

ACTUALLY HE IS and you shut up >8I

[thehangedrose]

[WELL FINE YOU DO HAVE A POINT GEEZ NO NEED TO RUB IN THE BUNNY THING HERE]

Well, we already got most of those things out...I just need to get the extract and the powder from one of the shelves. And oh! Yes, the cookie sheet. I think it's in the drawer next to you, Ib.

he can't be tall enough because his hair is too sensible

[bravelittlegirl]

[Ib nods and dutifully takes out the cookie sheet, placing it to one side.]

I'll get to lick the spoon, right? [not getting ahead of herself at all!]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE

[thehangedrose]

Yes, but...after we actually make the cookies, alright? It wouldn't be sanitary that way.

[A pause.]

Oh, wait, you probably don't know that one. Um...basically, we wouldn't want to get your, erm, germs into the actual cookies!

IT JUST DOES, HUSH

[bravelittlegirl]

[Kind of a deadpan look...]

I don't have germs.

[thehangedrose]

I-I'm sure you don't. It's just a precaution, heh...I'm sure you are very clean!

How about I give you the spoon after I make the cookies?

man talk about a necro for the record books XDD

[bravelittlegirl]

[YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT SHE'S CLEAN. Satisfied, she hands him the yet-unused spoon.]

Okay. What's the next step?

Uhh...Garry, I guess?

[unbroken_chain]

Don't mind Kotoha, she's just flying around on her GIGANTIC FIERY MOTH here.

LET'S DO THIS also 1/?

[thehangedrose]

[Do, do do, walking down the street, oh man, there's a person flying on a fiery moth in the sky, how wonderf-]

[thehangedrose]

[thehangedrose]

[IS HE SEEING THINGS]

[DID THE SUN BAKE HIS MIND TOO HARD IS THAT IT]

[thehangedrose]

[NO IT'S REAL IT'S REAL AND IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO EAT HIM OH GOD]

END

[thehangedrose]

[CUE ONE OF THE GIRLIEST-SOUNDING SCREAMS EVER]

HYYYYEEEEEEEKKK!!!

[BRB RUNNING LIKE HELL IN THE OTHER DIRECTION]

[unbroken_chain]

...well that's just about the strangest reaction Kotoha's ever seen!

So she's just gonna swoop down on her moth and drop off in front of you.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

[thehangedrose]

[He lets out a yelp when the moth comes nearby, scrambling backwards before holding his hands in front of him protectively.]

W-what's wrong!??! Your...your flaming moth thing is going to eat me, that's what's wrong!!!

[unbroken_chain]

Kotoha blinks once or twice.

"...huh?"

And then she looks back and forth between you and the moth a few times.

"I'm pretty sure Solar Logos only eats berries, though."

[thehangedrose]

[Berries? Berries. Well...it did look like an insect, but...]

Why is it on fire, then???

[unbroken_chain]

Kotoha affectionately ruffles the fuzz between the moth's antennae as she answers.

"Well, it's right there in his name, isn't it? Solar Logos - the consciousness of the sun. He's a full-grown Volcarona, the Pokemon said to embody the heat of the sun!"

switching to third person because easier

[thehangedrose]

"P-Pokemon? What?"

His poor mind tries to wrap around it all, trying to find an explanation as to why such a nice-looking girl has such a terrifying creature.

"Isn't it dangerous?"

[unbroken_chain]

Kotoha laughs merrily at that before holding up a red-and-white ball, which proceeds to suck the moth inside in a torrent of bright light.

"You're a nervous kind of guy, aren't you?"

Guess who.

[chalkfriends]

[ Here you go, have Mary with her hands outstretched as if waiting. C'mon now, the girl doesn't have all day. ]

Piggy back ride.

[thehangedrose]

[WOW NO WHAT NEW FRESH HELL IS THIS]

[A long pause as he (unsubtly) checks her hands for any hidden palette knives or something, a guy can never be too sure.]

Um.

...Are you sure? I-I'm not the strongest, you know!

[garry is the worst at lying]

[chalkfriends]

[ He may have checked, but she's still got one. Garry, come now, this is that Mary. ]

[ ...also tsk, she's disappointed he didn't fall for it. Oh well, there's always teasing. ]

So you're weak? Weak Garry? Weaky weak weak Garry, can't lift a little girl?

[ She'd be nicer if he just picked her up and carried her around, I mean come on!! She might even decide to not knife him. ]

[thehangedrose]

[BRB SOBBING IN A CORNER]

H-hey! I mean, I could lift you...but that's not the point!

[He shakes his head.] Please, just put that knife down!

[chalkfriends]

[ HOW DID HE NOTICE THE KNIFE...!!!! ]

[ Here you go, have a pouty little Mary stomping her feet on the ground at him. I mean, at least she's not trying to stabby stab him yet? ]

You're no fun!

[thehangedrose]

[YOU JUST SAID SHE HAS A KNIFE or maybe garry has palette knife sensing powers now I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED AFTER HIS TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE THAT HE DEVELOPED MAGICAL KNIFE AND DOLL SENSING POWERS I MEAN COME ON]

[and just backing away now hahaha oh god he's going to die isn't he]

Mary! Please calm down! T-there's no need to be upset...!

[chalkfriends]

[ ...shit does that mean he'd notice she has the little blue doll with creepy red eyes, too? ]

[ And nah s'okay lil Garrybro don't be scared, she ain't advancing on him this time! She's just having a little fit. Fortunately she hasn't thought to hurt him, because she has something else in mind-- no wait, there it is. ]

Why are you so mean... ... ...

[ Yeah, there it is. Whoops she's pretty still all of a sudden, isn't she. ]

That means you get a gift.

[ Shit it's the doll. ]

[thehangedrose]

EEEEEEEK! No, no, no, no, NO, NO, get that away from me!!

[SCRAMBLING BACKWARDS DON'T MIND HIM HE"S JUST GOING TO BE REMINDED OF TRAUMA NOW THANKS.]

P-put it away!

[chalkfriends]

[ HEE HEE HEE now she's laughing and giggling up a little storm. Garry, you know reacting like that is only going to encourage her behavior. ]

[ You know, like how she's holding the doll out in front of her and advancing towards him. ]

But the doll has been so lonely!

[ A biiiiiiiig grin. ] So lonely without you!

this had to happen sometime...

[fraternal]

[ is he staring at himself?

...he's staring at himself.

Garry...experimentally raises a hand to- to see if the image will be mirrored...

...oh god it isn't. ]

...h-haha...um. Well this is...certainly an impressive statue...

screeching

[thehangedrose]

[He's going insane is that what's happening?? Yes, he is totally flipping bonkers, this is...]

[What.]

[He blinks, mouth open in slight shock, before shaking his head when he sees the other him talk.]

I...u-um...well then. You're certainly a very nice illusion, hahaha...

[fraternal]

I'm- certainly no illusion...

[ he feels a little nervous still, but his tone is firm at least. in some...nervous, faltering way. yeah. ]

la batteur

[blether]

[ so i've got this #1 dad mug. ]

Jacob! SP CR somehow IDEC

[magnetic_magpie]

[Who knew FINALLY escaping Siren's Port meant landing somewhere that wasn't home?

Magneto just stood still, looking around.]

Nikola with Para CR?

[blazing_stag]

Long time no see?