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[HELLO, YOU ARE NOW BABYSITTING. AND WE ARE MAKING BUNNY COOKIES BECAUSE IB SAID SO.]

Next we need... a mixing bowl! That's on the top shelf. [That's all you, bro, she can't reach.]

[IB WHY BUNNIES YOU KNOW ABOUT BUNNIES THIS SUCKS]

But Garry will be a man and suck it up! No remaining trauma over dolls is going to stop him from making cookies with her, nope.]

[So, he nods, reaching it easily and putting it down.]

There we go! [A pause as he looks over the recipe.] Do we have all the ingredients...? We're not missing anything?

[GARRY I AM P SURE YOU NEVER SAW A SINGLE BUNNY IN THAT GALLERY OK AND SHE'S NOT GONNA LET THAT ONE THING RUIN BUNNIES FOR HER

....... yeah so anyway she's just gonna look over the list of ingredients one more time. from her stepstool.]

Butter, sugar, four eggs, flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla ex-tract. [Thanks for telling her what "extract" means, btw.] Yeah, that's everything. Oh! A cookie sheet, too.

[WELL FINE YOU DO HAVE A POINT GEEZ NO NEED TO RUB IN THE BUNNY THING HERE]

Well, we already got most of those things out...I just need to get the extract and the powder from one of the shelves. And oh! Yes, the cookie sheet. I think it's in the drawer next to you, Ib.

[Ib nods and dutifully takes out the cookie sheet, placing it to one side.]

I'll get to lick the spoon, right? [not getting ahead of herself at all!]

Yes, but...after we actually make the cookies, alright? It wouldn't be sanitary that way.

[A pause.]

Oh, wait, you probably don't know that one. Um...basically, we wouldn't want to get your, erm, germs into the actual cookies!

[Kind of a deadpan look...]

I don't have germs.

I-I'm sure you don't. It's just a precaution, heh...I'm sure you are very clean!

How about I give you the spoon after I make the cookies?

[YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT SHE'S CLEAN. Satisfied, she hands him the yet-unused spoon.]

Okay. What's the next step?

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CALL ME OUT POST

garry duh who do you think

you obviously wanted anthony j. crowley i mean come on

excuse me is he tall enough to reach the top shelf i don't think so and also shut up

ACTUALLY HE IS and you shut up >8I

he can't be tall enough because his hair is too sensible

HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE

IT JUST DOES, HUSH

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man talk about a necro for the record books XDD